Fucketh ’Round and Findeth Out T-Shirt

Scripture for the unbothered.

Consider this your warning — delivered in Old English, as God intended. Fucketh ’Round and Findeth Out is the ancient text they forgot to include in the canon. Probably because it was too accurate.

Gothic script. Zero apologies.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to court. Wear it wherever people need a gentle reminder that consequences are timeless.

• Soft, comfortable unisex fit

• Lightweight fabric, perfect for layering

• True to size — size up for a relaxed fit

The prophecy has been foretold.

Product features:

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette

- Pearlized tear-away label and ribbed collar to maintain comfort and shape

Care instructions:

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.