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Kiss-Cut Sticker — "Don’t Fucking Touch Me" Speech Bubble (Funny Protective Laptop Decal)
3" × 3" / White
$3.99
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Kiss-Cut Sticker — "Don’t Fucking Touch Me" Speech Bubble (Funny Protective Laptop Decal)
$3.99
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Gildan 64000 sizes
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.0 | 27.0 | 8.0 |
| S | 18.0 | 28.0 | 8.2 |
| M | 20.0 | 29.0 | 8.5 |
| L | 22.0 | 29.0 | 8.7 |
| XL | 24.0 | 31.0 | 9.2 |
| 2XL | 26.0 | 32.0 | 9.3 |
| 3XL | 28.0 | 33.0 | 9.5 |
| 4XL / 5XL | 30.0 / 32.0 | 34.0 / 35.0 | 9.7 / 10.0 |
Metric (cm)
Width / Length / Sleeve length
XS: 40.6 / 68.6 / 20.3
S: 45.7 / 71.1 / 21.0
M: 50.8 / 73.7 / 21.6
L: 56.0 / 76.2 / 22.2
XL: 61.0 / 79.0 / 22.9
2XL: 66.0 / 81.3 / 23.5
3XL: 71.1 / 84.0 / 24.1
4XL: 76.2 / 86.4 / 24.7
5XL: 81.3 / 89.0 / 25.3
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.
Description
A bold, tongue-in-cheek vinyl sticker that says “Don’t fucking touch me” inside a distressed speech bubble. The glossy kiss-cut finish brightens the classic black-and-white design so it stands out on laptops, journals, water-resistant cases, or any smooth surface you want to mark as your boundary. The lettering’s cursive contrast with the rough-edged bubble creates a playful but firm vibe — equal parts sass and clarity. Peel and apply in seconds for a smooth, bubble-free result; choose white or transparent backing and from multiple sizes to suit your surface. This sticker slips into everyday life as a quiet armor: it wards off unwanted pokes, sparks a wry smile from friends, and signals your energy without saying a word.
Product features
- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive (not waterproof)
- Vibrant eco-solvent ink printing for bright black-and-white contrast
- Quick, smooth, bubble-free application; available in size 3in x 3in
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
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