Misandrist Definition T-Shirt — Humorous Feminist Statement Tee

Finally, a dictionary that gets it right.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a lesson plan. A public service announcement. A conversation starter that will absolutely end some conversations — and good riddance.

The Misandrist Definition Tee serves up two brutally accurate entries in crisp dictionary format:

1. A woman who believes women are superior to men

2. What men call women who disagree with them

Both definitions. Fully correct. No notes.

Printed in clean serif typography on a heavyweight black tee, this design has the audacity to look sophisticated while saying exactly what needs to be said. The gold accent line adds a touch of class to what is, frankly, a classically unhinged thing to wear to brunch.

Wear it to family dinners. Wear it on dates — as a screening tool. Wear it to HR-optional events. Frame it. Gift it to your most enlightened friend or your most recently divorced one. Either way, it lands.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- Meets safety and quality standards (Oeko-Tex, EU warranty) and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean