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“No Trespassing, I’m Already Overstimulated” Garden Flag – Funny Floral Yard Decor
12'' × 18''
$21.99
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“No Trespassing, I’m Already Overstimulated” Garden Flag – Funny Floral Yard Decor
$21.99
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Gildan 64000 sizes
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.0 | 27.0 | 8.0 |
| S | 18.0 | 28.0 | 8.2 |
| M | 20.0 | 29.0 | 8.5 |
| L | 22.0 | 29.0 | 8.7 |
| XL | 24.0 | 31.0 | 9.2 |
| 2XL | 26.0 | 32.0 | 9.3 |
| 3XL | 28.0 | 33.0 | 9.5 |
| 4XL / 5XL | 30.0 / 32.0 | 34.0 / 35.0 | 9.7 / 10.0 |
Metric (cm)
Width / Length / Sleeve length
XS: 40.6 / 68.6 / 20.3
S: 45.7 / 71.1 / 21.0
M: 50.8 / 73.7 / 21.6
L: 56.0 / 76.2 / 22.2
XL: 61.0 / 79.0 / 22.9
2XL: 66.0 / 81.3 / 23.5
3XL: 71.1 / 84.0 / 24.1
4XL: 76.2 / 86.4 / 24.7
5XL: 81.3 / 89.0 / 25.3
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.
Description
Consider this your yard’s polite-but-final warning. Vintage roses, a watering can that’s seen some things, and a message that speaks for every woman one more knock away from a meltdown. Pretty enough to fool the HOA, honest enough to keep the wrong people out. The shimmer is the warning.
Product features
- 100% poly poplin-canvas fabric — lightweight yet durable
- Vibrant, crisp color printing with rich vintage tones
- Top sleeve fits standard flagpoles or garden stands
- Same design printed on both sides (flipped on long edge)
- Size: 12" × 18"; pole/hooks not included
Care instructions
- Clean by wiping with a soft, damp cloth.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean by wiping with a soft, damp cloth.
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.