Tending to My Boundaries T-Shirt | Funny Wizard Frog Gardener Shirt | Do Not Touch The Vibes Tee

He’s not unfriendly. He’s just busy. Tending. To his boundaries.

This little wizard frog has three potted plants, a watering can, and zero interest in your unsolicited opinions. He’s out here modeling the healthiest personality trait of the year: minding his own business and watering his own damn garden. Take notes.

This design pairs vintage fantasy illustration with the exact energy you’ve been trying to manifest since your last group chat spiral. “Do Not Touch The Vibes” isn’t a warning. It’s a lifestyle.

Perfect for the woman who’s finally in her “protect my peace” arc — whether that means going no-contact with chaos, saying no without an explanation, or just really loving her plants more than people right now.

Product features:

- 100% ring-spun cotton for breathable, everyday comfort

- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching

Care instructions:

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors