Why you'll love it
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Soft & comfortable
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Flattering fit
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Printed to order
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Woman-owned small business
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Free shipping over $60
Break out in hives around bare minimum behavior? Same.
This “Allergic to Mediocre Men” trucker hat is the perfect non-verbal way to lower expectations before a man even opens his mouth. Equal parts joke and public service announcement, it’s for anyone who’s done settling, done explaining, and done pretending “he tries hard” is a personality trait.
Throw it on for brunch with the girls, your next bad date (as a warning), or just everyday wear when you want your vibe to precede you.
Details:
• Embroidered text, won’t crack or peel
• Adjustable snapback strap for a comfortable fit
• Structured front panel, curved brim, mesh back
• One size fits most
Pretty. Pissed. Powerful.
Care instructions:
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.
Soft & comfortable
Flattering fit
Printed to order
Woman-owned small business
Free shipping over $60