Cats Make Me Feel Less Murdery Shirt | Funny Cat Mom Graphic Tee | Vintage Housewife Cat Shirt

Therapy is expensive. Cat purrs are free. You do the math.

Cats Make Me Feel Less Murdery is the most honest thing a woman has ever worn on her body. It’s the shirt that says everything your coworkers, your family, and that one person in traffic should probably know about you — wrapped in the most charming vintage illustration you’ve ever seen.

This is for the woman whose cat is doing more emotional heavy lifting than any human in her life. The one who comes home, drops everything, and immediately becomes a completely different — and significantly less dangerous — person the moment a cat touches her lap. Her cat isn’t a pet. It’s a public safety measure.

Vintage retro illustration. Dark humor energy. A tee that goes with everything and explains everything.

The cat knows what it’s doing. So does she.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort

- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette

- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to help retain shape

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean